Do you want to know how to be a sigma (or huzz magnet)
Look no further :)
First off.. what's your name?
Ok, now why do you want to be a sigma (answer wisely)
We have A LOT of work to do so let's start with a tutorial video
That video must've helped you learn a few tips, but here is my ULTIMATE guide to being a sigma
1.
Lock in at all hours of the day (mewing streak never ends)
2. Never get caught in 4K
3. Act as
nochalant as possible
4. Get dreads (bonus)
Now... the final quiz
This will determine whether you are SIGMA or NOT (dun dun dunnn)
Question 1
If a sigma takes a test, do they answer the questions, or do the questions answer them?
Question 2
When a sigma walks past a vending machine, does the snack fall out just to acknowledge their presence?
Question 3
If a sigma student raises their hands in the class, does the teacher answer their question, or do
they just hand over their job?
Question 4
When a sigma is late to class, does the clock apologize for moving too fast?